The most common question I am asked (other than," Were you always that short?") is, "Does this site make ice cream?" This is an excellent question, so I want to be as clear and consise and I can be with my answer. I owe that. I owe an honest answer to a question asked out of  innocence and a conern for one's health and safety. Really, there is no reason to beat around the bush here. So, once and for all, in order to dispell any rumors, I want to address this issue right off the bat. I would hate for anyone to visit this site only to be fiercly disappointed.

 

No this site does not make ice cream.

 

However, if you leave some ice cream in front of this site it will make the ice cream melt.